...Long live Zombina.com!!! Welcome to the all-new ZATS website, folks! Pieced together by our very own Mr X Ray Speck!
We had to burn the old site down when it became possessed by an entity from another dimension...
...Posing as a mild mannered internet page, it began killing off our forum members one at a time. Often in ways that would look accidental. The hapless webster would log-in to zombina.com, and the entity would pass through their computer and infest a hairdryer or a desk-fan which would then spring to life and brutally murder the user to death, leaving the police, and all of us at Zombina and the Skeletones Inc. scratching our heads.
By the time we realised what was happening, it was too late. We had to destroy it. A parapsychologist, two exorcists and a welder all died trying to take down that site. Their families are in our thoughts. Their senseless demises are etched forever on our consciences.
Predictably, it became apparent that the only thing that would stop The Entity was the power of rock n’ roll. During the battle, one of our hit songs caused the creature to reveal it’s true form. That night, as the flames finally dwindled out. We pulled the charred remains of the zombina.com mas ter server from the wreckage and buried it beneath the salt flats so that it may never again return to abuse mankind.
Ding-dong, the witch is history.
Long live the new flesh.
We hereby solemnly swear that Zombina.com Mk III will do its’ damnedest to be the greatest band website that man/womankind has ever laid click upon. By that, I mean we promise to update it! Real regular like…
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